The top 5 signs you have watched too many cartoons with your child...

5. Your phone is ringing at work and you automatically begin to sing “the phone, the phone is ringing…” (the wonder pets)

4. You often sit and relate to how Max is feeling, when will the older sibling realize that the younger sibling is not stupid and really does have good advice even if it is in a one word answer. (Max and Ruby)

3. You really wish Dora’s shirt covered her mid-section and that she would get a new hair-do. Nothing is more irritating than a girl with a bad hair cut and a gut hanging out over her shorts.

2. You wish ming-ming would catch larangytis so you don’t have to hear that squeky dumb duck teach your children how to enunciate words incorrectly (Wonder pets)

And the #1 sign you have watched way too many cartoons….
Is

1. You have convinced yourself that as a right-wing conservative, Diego is a pawn in the gov't hand to make our kids into little PETA-loving zombies who will grow up to care more about animal life than human life.